Why did the chicken cross the road?
GRANDPA:
In my day we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us
the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die in the rain. Alone.
BARBARA WALTERS:
Isn’t that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell,
for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case
of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.
BARACK OBAMA:
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken
wanted CHANGE!
JOHN LENNON:
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.
JOHN MC CAIN:
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need
to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other
side of the road.
ALBERT EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
HILLARY CLINTON:
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the
road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure — right from
Day One! — that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves
to cross the road. But then, this really isn’t about me…….
GEORGE W. BUSH:
We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to
know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either
against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
DR SEUSS:
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken
crossed the road, but why it crossed I’ve not been told.
DR. PHIL:
The problem we have here is that this chicken won’t realize that he must
first deal with the problem on ‘THIS’ side of the road before it goes after
the problem on the ‘OTHER SIDE’ of the road. What we need to do is help
him realize how stupid he’s acting by not taking on his ‘CURRENT’ problems
before adding ‘NEW’ problems.
BILL CLINTON:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?
OPRAH:
Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he
wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from
his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I’m going to give this chicken
a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the
rest of the chickens.
ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
AL GORE:
I invented the chicken!
